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Things I Learned From Being Raised In Texas
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
'Twiced' is a word.
'Fixinto' is one word.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a
couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
People actually grow and eat okra
There is no such thing as 'lunch...' There is only dinner and then
supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!
Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas.
When driving down a country road we wave,.. cuz we can.
You'll probably have to switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'
You can never have too many guns.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
Yes, Friday night high school football is serious football!
You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car...
There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'
We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and
Christmas.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to
Wally-World.'
A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . . . it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can
drive, we can drive.
Pickup trucks are just for "Good 'ol Boys", they are a way of life.
If you understand this please forward them to your friends from
Texas (and those who just wish they were).
EVERYONE can't be from Texas . You might say it's a gift from God!
Not everyone is from Texas, but most get here as soon as they can!
And the most important thing we learn growing up in TEXAS is...
IN GOD WE TRUST
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If I've said something to offend you, please let me know, so I can say it again, later.
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