Watering the Garden?

[Brian]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag !"

"Darn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I
can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up to the
sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and
pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off
it comes!'"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's
in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."

[turnheadz]

ewwwww so what bank was she going to?????

Sandy

[ibjeff]

[blueroadster06]

Originally Posted by turnheadz

ewwwww so what bank was she going to?????

Sandy

The organ bank????????

[turnheadz]

Originally Posted by blueroadster06

The organ bank????????

sperm bank!!!!!!

[Tug Boat]

Those poor little ies.

[MoodyBlue]

Is Lorana that old already. Hedge Shears would be a new Bobbit Tool for her.

[Jgrden]

Originally Posted by Brian

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag !"

"Darn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I
can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up to the
sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and
pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off
it comes!'"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's
in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."

OUCH