Weekend Live - Mega Millions mega record edition - Page 3

CJ · 03-31-2012, 02:15 PM

got this in an email today too funny

Summing it UP

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lots.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ssr71 · 03-31-2012, 02:26 PM

Well, got some yard work done. Cut about 1/2 the lawn, but I was getting into an area that I couldn't even tell I was cutting anything so I stopped.

Before getting the mower out, i was up front pulling some clover out from around a tree. Suddenly, I startled something - a baby bunny. Well, there were 2... actually 3 as I later found out.

CJ · 03-31-2012, 02:28 PM

cool
mom will find them if you dont have anything that will bother them

MoodyBlue · 03-31-2012, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ssr71

huh?

Come to CA. Then you will understand.

MoodyBlue · 03-31-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ssr71

Well, got some yard work done. Cut about 1/2 the lawn, but I was getting into an area that I couldn't even tell I was cutting anything so I stopped.

Before getting the mower out, i was up front pulling some clover out from around a tree. Suddenly, I startled something - a baby bunny. Well, there were 2... actually 3 as I later found out.

I leave an area for these guy's to hide out and eat.

ssr71 · 03-31-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MoodyBlue

Come to CA. Then you will understand.

I figure I know what you mean... we got way too much of that around here too.

MoodyBlue · 03-31-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ssr71

I figure I know what you mean... we got way too much of that around here too.

turnheadz · 03-31-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ssr71

Well, got some yard work done. Cut about 1/2 the lawn, but I was getting into an area that I couldn't even tell I was cutting anything so I stopped.

Before getting the mower out, i was up front pulling some clover out from around a tree. Suddenly, I startled something - a baby bunny. Well, there were 2... actually 3 as I later found out.

now those are adorable and like the ones we have at home.

Off to see the grandbaby again......

ssr71 · 03-31-2012, 05:45 PM

Well... just wrapped up doing a coolant flush on the 'R. found some scum in the last bucket. Just a tiny bit... but enough to make me want to do another flush in the near future. Something guaranteed to get everything out.

Just wish the dang drain plugs on the block were easily reachable.

Gina · 03-31-2012, 07:12 PM

Didnt get to have yard sale, it was to wet this morning. So will try again next week. headed to bed to read, so sleepy now after that 3 AM wake up this morning. gonna go wrap up with the doggies

HotRodGirl · 03-31-2012, 07:28 PM

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Didnt get to have yard sale, it was to wet this morning. So will try again next week. headed to bed to read, so sleepy now after that 3 AM wake up this morning. gonna go wrap up with the doggies

Planning a garage sale here in Oct. they seem to do better in this month

Getting rid of a lot of accumulated stuff and things from the rooms I've redecorated

Will use this money for the Keys trip ....should help cover gas

HotRodGirl · 03-31-2012, 07:34 PM

Worn out and damn tired after working and taking care of dad today

Thank god the base and crown modling once again got cancelled for tomorrow

I have so much on my mind ....looks like I'll have to talk with Steve again in thin air tonight. I don't know why but this helps me sort things out

LTs SSR · 03-31-2012, 09:20 PM

Eveing Ya'll... the R stayed in the garage today...

... the slippy road due to rain figured I'd wait till tomorrow. Got some things on the to do list taken care of

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Originally Posted by ssr71

Well, got some yard work done. Cut about 1/2 the lawn, but I was getting into an area that I couldn't even tell I was cutting anything so I stopped.

Before getting the mower out, i was up front pulling some clover out from around a tree. Suddenly, I startled something - a baby bunny. Well, there were 2... actually 3 as I later found out.

Ahhhh too (three) cute!!

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Originally Posted by Gina

Didnt get to have yard sale, it was to wet this morning. So will try again next week. headed to bed to read, so sleepy now after that 3 AM wake up this morning. gonna go wrap up with the doggies

Give the puppies a snuggle for me!!

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Originally Posted by HotRodGirl

I have so much on my mind ....looks like I'll have to talk with Steve again in thin air tonight. I don't know why but this helps me sort things out

I understand..

Still consult my Mum from time to time

blueroadster06 · 03-31-2012, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ssr71

Well, got some yard work done. Cut about 1/2 the lawn, but I was getting into an area that I couldn't even tell I was cutting anything so I stopped.

Before getting the mower out, i was up front pulling some clover out from around a tree. Suddenly, I startled something - a baby bunny. Well, there were 2... actually 3 as I later found out.

I think the Easter eggs hatched early.... cute ...Mommy is around somewhere

blueroadster06 · 03-31-2012, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HotRodGirl

Worn out and damn tired after working and taking care of dad today

Thank god the base and crown modling once again got cancelled for tomorrow

I have so much on my mind ....looks like I'll have to talk with Steve again in thin air tonight. I don't know why but this helps me sort things out

I talk to my Dad ...I think he takes care of me.....my angel

blueroadster06 · 03-31-2012, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HotRodGirl

Planning a garage sale here in Oct. they seem to do better in this month

Getting rid of a lot of accumulated stuff and things from the rooms I've redecorated

Will use this money for the Keys trip ....should help cover gas

you might have to sell more than stuff to cover the gas... by then it will be 5.00 a gal.

so I guess you did not win the lotto Friday

blueroadster06 · 03-31-2012, 09:51 PM

today ... spent the day in the garden

90% in tomato 444, and cherry... cuecumbers two kinds pickling and stright eights.....onions last weekend and sweet corn.. squash(yellow)

herbs dill AND SPEARMINT

and a tree... also brought a new power washer..(honda engine this time))

also almost forgot... two kinds of pepper...hot and hotter

HotRodGirl · 04-01-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by blueroadster06

I talk to my Dad ...I think he takes care of me.....my angel

The dreaded attack of missing him hit last night into this morning ....oh well what's a girl to do .....just gotta let it hit!

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Originally Posted by blueroadster06

you might have to sell more than stuff to cover the gas... by then it will be 5.00 a gal.

so I guess you did not win the lotto Friday

I know utterly rediculous

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Originally Posted by blueroadster06

today ... spent the day in the garden

90% in tomato 444, and cherry... cuecumbers two kinds pickling and stright eights.....onions last weekend and sweet corn.. squash(yellow)

herbs dill AND SPEARMINT

and a tree... also brought a new power washer..(honda engine this time))

also almost forgot... two kinds of pepper...hot and hotter

OMG We can't plant here yet .....I am so jealous!

ssr71 · 04-01-2012, 10:26 AM

Afternoon.

Still got gray skies out there... but the sun peeks out here and there.

turnheadz · 04-01-2012, 11:37 PM

got back home a few hours ago, safe and sound. I'm exhausted, might have to take tomorrow off