What's in the box
A little old lady went to Walmart to buy cat food.
She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but Jim says we cannot
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people
buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back
to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but Jim wants proof that
you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the
dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The
cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box
that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and
quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That smells like crap."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
~~~~Don't mess with old people.~~~~
__________________
One of the "Pace Guys"
|
! 
! 
Linear Mode
