*Friendship between women*: A woman didn't come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew
anything about it. *
**Friendship between men:** * A man didn't come home one night. The next
morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The
woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he
had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.
I went with a friend named Keith to play Tennis one evening. My Wife knew that the lights went off at ten o'clock. We went to a Topless Bottomless Bar after ten and didn't get home untill four in the morning. My Wife says where have you been, I know that you were not playing Tennis all night. I said well do you want to hear what Keith is going to tell his Wife or do you want to hear the truth.
I went with a friend named Keith to play Tennis one evening. My Wife knew that the lights went off at ten o'clock. We went to a Topless Bottomless Bar after ten and didn't get home untill four in the morning. My Wife says where have you been, I know that you were not playing Tennis all night. I said well do you want to hear what Keith is going to tell his Wife or do you want to hear the truth.
My SSR: 06/6sd Sil on Blk-2SS, Chrome pack,Magnaflow. #23284
I have a mistress. I stay out all night. Before I go home I shake Talc Powder all over my hands. When I get home my wife asks me... Where Have you Been All Night? I reply...Out with my girlfriend. She's looks at my hands and says You were out bowling again weren't you?
__________________ SSR 1st Chevy/1st 6spd- Saw it, loved it, bought it.
The others:
02 Procharged Mustang GT Conv. 5sd
07 2 dr Jeep Rubicon 3"lift/35x12.5MT's - skids & bumpers
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I have a mistress. I stay out all night. Before I go home I shake Talc Powder all over my hands. When I get home my wife asks me... Where Have you Been All Night? I reply...Out with my girlfriend. She's looks at my hands and says You were out bowling again weren't you?
why would she be looking at your hands??????.......
I would be jealous of the cheese on your collar
My SSR: 2006 Slingshot Auto #23320 Final Production Run Build Date: 2-16-06
Quote:
Originally Posted by XSELER8
I have a mistress. I stay out all night. Before I go home I shake Talc Powder all over my hands. When I get home my wife asks me... Where Have you Been All Night? I reply...Out with my girlfriend. She's looks at my hands and says You were out bowling again weren't you?
I will remember that one! I have to come home and act all pissed off too cause I suck at bowling!
I have a mistress. I stay out all night. Before I go home I shake Talc Powder all over my hands. When I get home my wife asks me... Where Have you Been All Night? I reply...Out with my girlfriend. She's looks at my hands and says You were out bowling again weren't you?
*Friendship between women*: A woman didn't come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew
anything about it. *
**Friendship between men:** * A man didn't come home one night. The next
morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The
woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he
had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.
A married couple in their early 60's was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me." Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the
husband became 92 years old. ,
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
that fairies are female.
__________________ Vicki B.
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." M.L.K., Jr.
A married couple in their early 60's was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me." Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the
husband became 92 years old. ,
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
that fairies are female.
Why Men Have Better Friends
SSR 1st Chevy/1st 6spd- Saw it, loved it, bought it. 
