Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield?
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield?
>> Because he said ...
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>> My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to
>> time an egg.
>>
>>
>> It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she
>> won't drink from my glass!
>>
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>> Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
>> negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
>>
>> A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went
>> over. Nobody was home!
>>
>> A hooker once told me she had a headache!
>>
>> If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
>>
>> I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you
>> going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself
>> now.'
>>
>> I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you
>> put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
>>
>> I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
>>
>> My wife is such a bad cook, if we leav e dental floss in the kitchen the
>> roaches hang themselves.
>>
>> I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
>>
>> The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
>> him, 'Why?'
>> He said, 'Because you came home early.'
>>
>> My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
>>
>> I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
>> Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
>>
>> My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
>>
>> My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago
>> last night.
>>
>> My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have
>> had anything to play with.
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