Wine bottle

RUN ROD RUN · 04-13-2011, 07:43 PM

Bottle of Wine

(Women will LOVE this one!)

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them..

XSELER8 · 04-13-2011, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RUN ROD RUN

MORAL OF THE STORY:

This is a SEX message.....Don't screw with them

JimBob · 04-13-2011, 07:56 PM

He was screwed by a cheap bottle of wine.

turnheadz · 04-13-2011, 10:05 PM

and if you walk away and think you've won, it's only because we're letting you think that

Meg in Carolina · 04-14-2011, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by turnheadz

and if you walk away and think you've won, it's only because we're letting you think that

YellowDZH · 04-14-2011, 08:28 AM

Good one!!

Jgrden · 04-18-2011, 11:25 AM

2 hours and 18 minutes to the Premium Outlets in Camarillo from Lake Arrowhead. Hmmmmm. That is quite a drive to attend a retirees lunch.

BlueStreak · 04-18-2011, 01:35 PM

I suspect longer drives have been made, but not with these gas prices!

But I must ask what this has to do with the wine bottle joke.

RUN ROD RUN · 04-18-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jgrden

2 hours and 18 minutes to the Premium Outlets in Camarillo from Lake Arrowhead. Hmmmmm. That is quite a drive to attend a retirees lunch.

I rather do that then set on my ass bitching about not having fun with my friends.
Like Dwight said ... what that got to do with this wine joke? Did you forget you meds again?

Jgrden · 04-18-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueStreak

I suspect longer drives have been made, but not with these gas prices!

But I must ask what this has to do with the wine bottle joke.

Blame it on the meds.

BlueStreak · 04-18-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jgrden

Blame it on the meds.

OK,

MEDS This is your fault, knock it off!!!!!!

Jgrden · 04-18-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RUN ROD RUN

I rather do that then set on my ass bitching about not having fun with my friends.
Like Dwight said ... what that got to do with this wine joke? Did you forget you meds again?

Isn't it time for your nap?

blueroadster06 · 04-18-2011, 10:42 PM

and they say I hi-jack threads

turnheadz · 04-18-2011, 10:46 PM

I would never hi-jack a thread. Shame on you John

Jgrden · 04-19-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by turnheadz

I would never hi-jack a thread. Shame on you John

Heh, heh, heh, 4-1/8 X 3-3/16 and 0096" thick. 4 oz cowhide, tooled with tiny SSR's on them with various colors.

Now you have something to do today.