Women....

[blueroadster06]

I know the ladies are not done yet.....just watching......

[Gina]

Here ya go!

[pikeville904]

Originally Posted by Gina

Here ya go!

WE won't stare.....but you can bet we'll look....sometimes kinda hard!!

[WearyEagle]

Originally Posted by Gina

Here ya go!

I can attest to that . . . . guess who ? ? ? ? ?

[Gina]

Originally Posted by WearyEagle

I can attest to that . . . . guess who ? ? ? ? ?

You must be a butt man Gary.

[Gina]

Just wanted to score another point before I turned in for the night.

[Highrider]

After my wife catchs me ( again) inspecting the beautiful women dressed scantilly in the warm Vegas weather, I interrupted her before I got lectured again ( 'I'll bet that can't cook, clean etc etc ") I remind her of my vows at our marriage cerrimony

" I pronised to love you with my heart forever, I said nothing about my Eyeballs"!!

This is usually quite entertaining for the next few minutes, and I have to end up springing for Dinner again! He,he, keep em guessing

[HotRodGirl]

Originally Posted by Highrider

After my wife catchs me ( again) inspecting the beautiful women dressed scantilly in the warm Vegas weather, I interrupted her before I got lectured again ( 'I'll bet that can't cook, clean etc etc ") I remind her of my vows at our marriage cerrimony

" I pronised to love you with my heart forever, I said nothing about my Eyeballs"!!

This is usually quite entertaining for the next few minutes, and I have to end up springing for Dinner again! He,he, keep em guessing

so that's what goes on behind those balls

[Gina]

[wildcat66]

[mi mztrz]

WOW!!!!
I cant belive this thread is still going!
Hey Pike: You really did it now theres never going to any peace in the tribe

[wildcat66]

[HotRodGirl]

Freezer Bags
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

[blueroadster06]

Originally Posted by HotRodGirl

Freezer Bags
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

ouch I knew this would happen...on and on....

[Silver Wolf]

all the male jokes are physical and the women are all material? If thats the case then men just need to go to He body shop. And women just need to come with instruction manuals. life would be so much better.

Don't you think?

[Gina]

One more

[Silver Wolf]

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.

With female menopause - you gain weight and get hot flashes.

With male menopause - you get to flirt with young girls and drive motorcycles and SSR.

[mi mztrz]

Originally Posted by Silver Wolf

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.

With female menopause - you gain weight and get hot flashes.

With male menopause - you get to flirt with young girls and drive motorcycles and SSR.

[XSELER8]

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more
outfit, I'm starving."

OR (my line) Why don't you try the third outfit on first?

[blueroadster06]

men,,,,,never answer this question.. just run ,,.....does this outfit make me look fat?????? .....run do not look back just run

[Silver Wolf]

Originally Posted by blueroadster06

men,,,,,never answer this question.. just run ,,.....does this outfit make me look fat?????? .....run do not look back just run

I am never scared to tell my wife she looks fat. Some other women??? I would just run.

[hdflstf]

Originally Posted by Silver Wolf

I am never scared to tell my wife she looks fat. Some other women??? I would just run.

I'm sure your death would be quick and painlesss

I can tell Lucky anything as well. Do these make my butt look fat? Well - yes! Of course she won't ask the question if she doesn't want to hear the answer..

[FastC5]

Great stuff!