01-10-2008, 11:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Newmarket, Ontario, The People's Republic of Canuckistan
Posts: 300
My SSR: 2005 Slingshot Yellow #15107 Built on September 14, 2004, rescued from the dealer May 23, 2006
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Are You Insane?
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
 
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