Yummy Cake recipe

[ttarob]

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!



1 cup sugar


1 tsp. baking powder


1 cup water


1 tsp. salt


1 cup brown sugar


Lemon juice


4 large eggs


Nuts


1 bottle tequila


2 cups dried fruit



Sample the tequila to check quality.* Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.* Repeat.* Turn on the electric mixer.* Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.* Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.* At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.* Try another cup just in case.* Turn off the mixerer thingy.* Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.* Pick the fruit up off the floor.* Mix on the turner.* If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.* Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.* Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.* Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts.* Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.* Greash the oven.* Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over.* Don't forget to beat off the turner.* Finally, throw the bowl through the window.* Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.


Cherry Mristmas*

[Beach potato]

Funny!

[DOOPHUS]

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[mikebike]

Can I make it with Candian Rye Whisky instead of Tequila?
Cheers

[ttarob]

Originally Posted by mikebike

Can I make it with Candian Rye Whisky instead of Tequila?
Cheers

I'm sure you could !, could also use some of the spiced stuff from the Captain too !!!!
Have I mentioned we love rum here ??

[mikebike]

Several years ago I would buy barrels from a local distillery.

They use a 1" suction line to remove the contents from the barrels.When it suction broke the 34" of pipe would drain back into the barrels.
When I cut them in 1/2 I could get the quart or so of booze that was in the barrels back.

Several times it was 151 proof rum.
I still have some, it takes a long time to drink 5 gallons of 151 rum

[ttarob]

Originally Posted by mikebike

Several years ago I would buy barrels from a local distillery.

They use a 1" suction line to remove the contents from the barrels.When it suction broke the 34" of pipe would drain back into the barrels.
When I cut them in 1/2 I could get the quart or so of booze that was in the barrels back.

Several times it was 151 proof rum.
I still have some, it takes a long time to drink 5 gallons of 151 rum

I do not doubt it !!! Bet it sets ya on yer butt !! When I met Tracie I drank whiskey a bit, but mostly beer, now I don't touch whiskey ... Well except for Wold Turkey American Honey, got a free sample when we were on route 66 .... Can't get it here, but I do like it as a sippin whiskey. Anyway, little beer and mostly rum is drank in our house, funny ... We tend to drink the spiced now, just bought our first bottle of Bacardi spiced ....mpretty good, very smooth, but we like the captain a little better !!!
And we do have some wine in the house at all times !!!!

[CJ]

that is hilarious