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Originally Posted by Greg Ducato
You guys better hurry and get out of the hall, I think I just heard the homeroom bell ring.........
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs
the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
right: question time. Who has a question?" A little girl puts up her hand.
George points her out and asks her name.
"Stephanie," she responds.
"And what is your question, Stephanie?"
Actually, I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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