Blondes Crack Me Up!!! - Chevy SSR Forum
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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2019, 03:12 AM Thread Starter
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Wink Blondes Crack Me Up!!!

Blondie and the Tootsie Pop:

Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper
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Blonde Husband:

A blonde husband spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the blonde shouted. "This is her husband!"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2019, 07:30 AM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2019, 05:07 PM
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