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Blondie and the traffic cop:

A cop sees a car weaving so he pulls it over. He walks up and sees it's a blonde behind the wheel. When he bends down, he smells booze on her breath. He says, "I'm going to give you a Breathalyzer test to see if you're under the influence of alcohol.

She blows up the balloon, then he walks it back to the police car. He comes back to her car and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She says, "You mean it shows that, too?"

Blondie and the Red Bull:

A blonde was watching tv when a commercial came on. It was about red bull. "Red Bull gives you wings!" said the commercial. The blonde thought for a moment, grabbed a Red Bull out of the fridge, drank some, and went outside and got a ladder. In minutes the blonde was on top her big house (don't ask how) and jumped off.

When she awoke in the hospital the next day, her doctor asked what happened. "I forgot to flap my wings" she replied.

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