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Blondie and her cell phone:

We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”



Three Women Wild in Mexico:

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
“I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”


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These are 2 of the best one's yet "sweet" Thanks for posting !!! Feelin' a little "sluggish" this morning ... Blondie, a couple of cups of "Folger's in your Cup" a 30 minute walk and maybe at 79 & a Half, I'll feel like 78 & a Half !!! ole Bob and ....... a little talk with GOD too !!!
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These are 2 of the best one's yet "sweet" Thanks for posting !!! Feelin' a little "sluggish" this morning ... Blondie, a couple of cups of "Folger's in your Cup" a 30 minute walk and maybe at 79 & a Half, I'll feel like 78 & a Half !!! ole Bob and ....... a little talk with GOD too !!!
a great way to start the day Bob...….but make that a BIG talk with God
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