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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-20-2019, 03:47 AM Thread Starter
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Air Balloon ride adventure:

There was were three people on an air balloon. One took a bite of an apple and thought it was to sweet and threw it away. Then another took a bite of a lime and thought it was to sour and threw it away. The last person look a bite out of a grernade and thought it was to hard and threw it away.

After the balloon landed, they decided to go for a walk and they saw boy crying and they asked him why he was crying. He said "An apple fell out the sky and killed my puppy." Then they saw a little girl crying and they asked her why she was crying , she said "A lime fell out the sky and killed my kitty." Then they saw a laughing blonde and they asked her why she was laughing. She said "I just passed wind and the house behind me blew up."



Blondie rents a movie:

A blonde decides to do something crazy she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the dirty movie store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static." Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'


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I do like that first one best ... not in to "Dirty Movies"
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