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Waste not want not !!!!!!!!!
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Husband: *My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has
not come home* !
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays .
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: * *I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: * *Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember..
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: * *She went in my truck.
OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
Husband : *A 2017, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 manufactured September
16th, **with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge
option, led lighting, **back up and front camera, Moose hide leather
heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing
package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite
radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports,
and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo
tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well
lighting.*
( At this point the husband started choking up.)
OFFICER : * *Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.
 

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Someone posted this on Nextdoor. Be sure to read to the end:

Isolation blues
We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my husband standing at the living room window, gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down his cheeks. It breaks my heart to see him like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer him up. I have even considered letting him in—but rules are rules. . . *No actual husbands were injured or left without adequate food and shelter for the sake of this moment of levity 🙃

Nick
 

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:) Buying a bra.........



A Texan walked into Macy`s in NYC and went into the Ladies section.
" I need a Bra for my wife."
The lady there said, "What size?"
"38 around and 7 & 3/4"
"What? No A,B,C,D,DD?"
"7 & 3/4"
"Sir that is NOT a size for a woman`s Bra!"
" It sure is! Look"
He took his hat off and showed her 7 & 3/4!
 
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