I was at the nearest liquer store to my work last Friday afternoon when I started thinking how this SSR, being a real '05 model, stuck out like a sore :thumbs . Someone from work sees it, talks, and the boss might wonder why I was such a thirsty :reddevil .
Suddenly I realised "OMG! Saturday is nude midget wrestling at the Roxy! What if someone sees my truck!".
So I didn't go. Instead I stayed home downloading episodes of Giligan's Island, very thankful that I had lived to a time they made both convertable hard top pickups, and TIVO's that could freeze-frame Mary Ann and her wonderful belly.
But next week is bald headed biker chicks, which I really can't miss. Is there like a Plymouth cover I can put on the SSR? Or should I start looking for a bittorrent site with all seven seasons of "I Dream of Genie"?
What do you guys do? Is that why you have another car?
Or have you ever had an embarresing converstation started by a comment on where your truck was? "So I was really surprised to see your truck at the Holy Roller Baptist Church last Sunday, Mario. Oh, hello Father!". :lol
Suddenly I realised "OMG! Saturday is nude midget wrestling at the Roxy! What if someone sees my truck!".
So I didn't go. Instead I stayed home downloading episodes of Giligan's Island, very thankful that I had lived to a time they made both convertable hard top pickups, and TIVO's that could freeze-frame Mary Ann and her wonderful belly.
But next week is bald headed biker chicks, which I really can't miss. Is there like a Plymouth cover I can put on the SSR? Or should I start looking for a bittorrent site with all seven seasons of "I Dream of Genie"?
What do you guys do? Is that why you have another car?
Or have you ever had an embarresing converstation started by a comment on where your truck was? "So I was really surprised to see your truck at the Holy Roller Baptist Church last Sunday, Mario. Oh, hello Father!". :lol