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Thought I would send a explanation of life that was sent to me from my brother-in-law who is currently in Iraq.

Hopefully it will shine light on your day. It actually makes sense.

Life Explained

On the first day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give
you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God

On the third day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give
you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God
agreed again.

On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and
the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the
dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark
at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.


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GOD Keith you got me rolling on the floor laughing my butt off... RFLOL.... thats a good one!

It is time for me to enjoy my ride... catch up with you later... :D
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