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Just scopped this news from some very unreliable sources. A new limited edition SSR Z06 package to be released.

7.0 (427) 500 HP engine, hood with built in ram air inlet, rear brake cooling ducts, carbon fiber front end, Eagle F1 supercar tires, all aluminum frame, XM satellite radio, heads up driving display, on board GPS navigation system, and any choice of custom color your heart desires. Current SSR owners will have first obligation to purchase or trade their SSR towards the Z06.



Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz

(Honey, time to wake up)

Damn, just a dream!

Happy April 1st! :jester

Figured this would get your blood pumping today.
 

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Just had to to do it didn't you.... :jester


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HD-Fatboy said:
Just scopped this news from some very unreliable sources. A new limited edition SSR Z06 package to be released.

7.0 (427) 500 HP engine, hood with built in ram air inlet, rear brake cooling ducts, carbon fiber front end, Eagle F1 supercar tires, all aluminum frame, XM satellite radio, heads up driving display, on board GPS navigation system, and any choice of custom color your heart desires. Current SSR owners will have first obligation to purchase or trade their SSR towards the Z06.



Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz

(Honey, time to wake up)

Damn, just a dream!

Happy April 1st! :jester

Figured this would get your blood pumping today.

BETTER CHECK FOR NAILS UNDER YOUR TIRES TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! Just the thought of a Z06 package is sending my blood pressure through the roof.

Got to admit though, you got me along with many others i'm sure. We will get even when you least expect it !

Thanks for the joke
:nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono
 

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Maybe we have time to stand outside and do the SSR wave?

:lurk Did you see this:
"Google's recent purchase of Keyhole and its jaw-dropping 3D earth-browsing software has apparently netted them ownership of an imaging satellite as well, now named 'gSat.' This Friday, April 1st, gSat will be capturing a new dataset (neighborhood of 1meter/pixel), passing over each time zone between 10 and 11AM. If you stand outside and wave you will supposedly show up as a blurry fleck. Even better news is that the dataset will be available within months not only to Keyhole but also to the equally jaw-dropping and open source NASA World Wind. It all seems aimed at answering a question that has plagued mankind for ages: What foolishness can we wreak upon the Earth on the Day of Fools with only 3 days' notice? I'm guessing the obscene stuff will be Photoshopped out. Thanks to the World Wind Forum for the tip and let's hope those April showers come late."
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HD-Fatboy said:
Just scopped this news from some very unreliable sources. A new limited edition SSR Z06 package to be released.

7.0 (427) 500 HP engine, hood with built in ram air inlet, rear brake cooling ducts, carbon fiber front end, Eagle F1 supercar tires, all aluminum frame, XM satellite radio, heads up driving display, on board GPS navigation system, and any choice of custom color your heart desires. Current SSR owners will have first obligation to purchase or trade their SSR towards the Z06.



Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz

(Honey, time to wake up)

Damn, just a dream!

Happy April 1st! :jester

Figured this would get your blood pumping today.
Very Good, thanks for the first laugh of the AM! You should have listed the new "tinkless" drive shaft as well!
 

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Good Joke, Great Idea!

Maybe Chevy will think about it :rolleyes:
 

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Also I heard they have a Z71 option coming too. Mud flaps, Mudder tires, brush gard up front, 4wd, and vertical side pipes. Kinda like the Little Red Express 2.

This way they can go after the 4x4 market also! :lol

Hey GM I'm available.

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OMG!!!!
I really was in deep with this one- I couldn't believe I hadn't heard of this earlier :rolleyes:

I was so freakin excited it actually took me a second to realize "April Fools" was the main factor in this thread!! :cuss

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Got Me!! and a few of the guys in the shop too!!!! That was great!!

Sleeping with one eye open now??? :yesnod
 
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HD-Fatboy said:
Just scopped this news from some very unreliable sources. A new limited edition SSR Z06 package to be released.

7.0 (427) 500 HP engine, hood with built in ram air inlet, rear brake cooling ducts, carbon fiber front end, Eagle F1 supercar tires, all aluminum frame, XM satellite radio, heads up driving display, on board GPS navigation system, and any choice of custom color your heart desires. Current SSR owners will have first obligation to purchase or trade their SSR towards the Z06.



Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz

(Honey, time to wake up)

Damn, just a dream!

Happy April 1st! :jester

Figured this would get your blood pumping today.

Man, I was ready to call my dealer halfway thru that post and order one! :lol
 
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