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A Polish man moved to the U.S.A. & married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got alog very well until one day he rusheed into a lawyer's office & asked if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,& asked him the following questions.
" Have you any grounds"?
"Yes, an acre & half & nice little home"
"No I meant what is the foundation of this case"?
" It's made of concrete"
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge"?
"No we have a carport,& not need one".
"I mean, what are your relations like"?
" All my relations still in Poland".
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage"?
"We have hi-fidelity stereo & good DVD player"
"Does your wife beat you up"?" No I always up before her"
"Why do you want this divorce"?
" She going to kill me"
"What makes you think that"?
"I got proof"
"What kind of proof"?
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore & put on shelf in bathroom. I can read you know, & it say, " Polish Remover."
Raider Keith;:silver::right:

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