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SSR's & women

1154 Views 3 Replies 4 Participants Last post by ssr17of25, Mar 14, 2004

SSnova

Discussion Starter · Mar 14, 2004

Why SSR's are better than women.
(with advance apologies to the ladyinred and others, nothing personal)

1. SSR's don't talk back.
2. SSR's don't need foreplay.
3. SSR's don't mind you drinking when rubbing them with Zaino.
4. SSR's don't need sparkles (diamonds)
5. SSR's don't mind when your watching Nascar in the garage.
6. SSR's don't mind you going fast.
7. SSR's don't mind you looking at other women.
8. SSR's don't mind what restaurant you're going to.
9. SSR's don't mind taking their top off in public.
10. SSR's have the option of turning the airbag off.
11. SSR's love 24/7 attention.
12. SSR's love being covered up in the garage.
13. SSR's don't mind people staring at them.

Did I miss any? :lol

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Zainossr

· #2 · Mar 14, 2004

and.....

gas is really not a problem when you are with the SSR!:lol

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jwthomp

· #3 · Mar 14, 2004

:glol

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ssr17of25

· #4 · Mar 14, 2004

:agree and......when ur done using them...you don't have to tip'm.

arty

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