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This is my SSR.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My SSR is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My SSR without me is useless. Without my SSR, I am useless.
I must drive my SSR true.
I must drive straighter than the other guy who is beside me at the stoplight.
I must holeshoot him before he holeshoots me. I will...
My SSR and myself know that what counts on the streets is not the rubber we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the heads we turn. We will turn heads...
My SSR is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its lights, and its fuel system.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my SSR clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the GM Engineers I swear this creed.
My SSR and myself are the defenders of my streets.
We are the masters of the other guy at the stoplight.
We are the saviors of the open road.
So be it, until there is no traffic and the top is down.
:thumbs

Edit: Just in case you are wondering... http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1110.html :jester
 

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Danny said:
This is my SSR.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My SSR is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My SSR without me is useless. Without my SSR, I am useless.
I must drive my SSR true.
I must drive straighter than the other guy who is beside me at the stoplight.
I must holeshoot him before he holeshoots me. I will...
My SSR and myself know that what counts on the streets is not the rubber we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the heads we turn. We will turn heads...
My SSR is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its lights, and its fuel system.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my SSR clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the GM Engineers I swear this creed.
My SSR and myself are the defenders of my streets.
We are the masters of the other guy at the stoplight.
We are the saviors of the open road.
So be it, until there is no traffic and the top is down.
:thumbs

Edit: Just in case you are wondering... http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1110.html :jester

ooooo rahhh!!
 

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This is my SSR.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My SSR is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My SSR without me is useless. Without my SSR, I am useless.
I must drive my SSR true.
I must drive straighter than the other guy who is beside me at the stoplight.
I must holeshoot him before he holeshoots me. I will...
My SSR and myself know that what counts on the streets is not the rubber we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the heads we turn. We will turn heads...
My SSR is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its lights, and its fuel system.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my SSR clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the GM Engineers I swear this creed.
My SSR and myself are the defenders of my streets.
We are the masters of the other guy at the stoplight.
We are the saviors of the open road.
So be it, until there is no traffic and the top is down.
:thumbs

Edit: Just in case you are wondering... http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1110.html :jester
Happy Birthday Danny!


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