[An SSR's Wife]

Ok dougnc,
You have insulted us SSR owners who drink WINE !!!!
Who drive FORD pickups,
And now you said only 05 is a real SSR !!!!

Whats next..... are you going to say that women shouldn't drive???? :glol

 

[hdflstf]

Drive??

My version is... If a man or woman is inclined to drive a motor vehicle that is fine. My problem is with the masses out there who chose to operate that motor vehicle rather than drive.

 

[dougnc]

Ok dougnc,
You have insulted us SSR owners who drink WINE !!!!
Who drive FORD pickups,
And now you said only 05 is a real SSR !!!!

Whats next..... are you going to say that women shouldn't drive???? :glol

Sure women should drive. Just not SSR's, at least not in public. It ruins the macho image!

I know! Look at what happened to the Z3 when women started driving it!

"Another thing about sports cars is that they tend to be gender specific. The BMW Z3 is clearly a women's sports car, which is why it is produced in all those mascara-matching colours. Men who have chosen to drive a Z3 instead of, say, a 328i convertible have made a gross error of judgment. When, in addition, they apply for a personalised number plate beginning with 007 they mark themselves as terminal wankers. The Mercedes SLKs are also definitely for women, but the jury is still out on the new Alfa Romeo Spyder. "

From:
http://www.btimes.co.za/98/0329/trends/trends.htm

You don't want to see him writing this, do you?

"Another thing about pickup trucks is that they tend to be gender specific. The Chevy SSR is clearly a women's pickup truck, which is why it is produced in all those lipstick-matching colours. "

 

[dingbat]

Doug-
I've been trying to figure you out for a while. Answer a couple questions for me if you don't mind.
Where do you live?
What type of work are you in?
How old are you?
Are you married?

These have all been answered about me in various posts.

 

[An SSR's Wife]

I can help....

He lives in New Jersey....
I bet he is'nt married ( what woman would put up with him ? )


But I have a question....
Doug, do you even own a car?

And I would just like to tell you, I have a lot of lipsticks... and I have never had the colors Black, Yellow, Aqua, Purple, or Silver, so how do you call the SSR colors lipstick matching?

 

[dougnc]

Doug-
I've been trying to figure you out for a while. Answer a couple questions for me if you don't mind.
Where do you live?
What type of work are you in?
How old are you?
Are you married?

These have all been answered by me in various posts.

Dude, you know I'm just kidding? I'm used a bit rougher internet crowd.

In a former life I was an effete, wine drinking yuppie cruising around in my Z3 talking about Atkins diets and meditation.

But now I'm a macho beer drinking Chevy pickup driver, cruising around spitting on sidewalks and saying things like "Hey, those Bruins really kicked butt last week!"

 

[dingbat]

Dude, you know I'm just kidding? I'm used a bit rougher internet crowd.

In a former life I was an effete, wine drinking yuppie cruising around in my Z3 talking about Atkins diets and meditation.

But now I'm a macho beer drinking Chevy pickup driver, cruising around spitting on sidewalks and saying things like "Hey, those Bruins really kicked butt last week!"

Fine but you didn't answer my questions.
BTW Do you have brown eyes???

 

[dougnc]

He lives in New Jersey....
I bet he is'nt married ( what woman would put up with him ? )


But I have a question....
Doug, do you even own a car?

And I would just like to tell you, I have a lot of lipsticks... and I have never had the colors Black, Yellow, Aqua, Purple, or Silver, so how do you call the SSR colors lipstick matching?

A car?! A car?! Do I look like a wine drinking yuppie? I own a big macho beer drinking black Chevy SSR pickup!

Uh, check this out. Your matching color is half way down on the right.

http://www.lamorecosmetics.com/page6.html

 

[steve]

This could be fun

to hide and watch what happens. I sometimes have trouble knowing who the females and the males are. In this case I would have to guess that doug is the male and SSR wife is the female. I think someone here is having fun and someone is getting a little upset. I am not as well versed on lipstick as doug is, and I have seen at least one woman drive an SSR, that would be my wife. I guess my question is, WHO CARES? have fun
steve

 

[HARDOC]

Sure women should drive. Just not SSR's, at least not in public. It ruins the macho image! in addition, they apply for a personalised number plate beginning with 007 they mark themselves as terminal wankers.

Gee. I'm sorry you feel that way, though I didn't "apply", it only happened.

 

[steve]

OH OH dougnc

watch out, I thought I just saw a curve ball

 

[dougnc]

Gee. I'm sorry you feel that way, though I didn't "apply", it only happened.

:glol

That is so cool. I would have loved that on my Z3!

 

[dougnc]

to hide and watch what happens. I sometimes have trouble knowing who the females and the males are. In this case I would have to guess that doug is the male and SSR wife is the female. I think someone here is having fun and someone is getting a little upset. I am not as well versed on lipstick as doug is, and I have seen at least one woman drive an SSR, that would be my wife. I guess my question is, WHO CARES? have fun
steve

Well, I'm hoping no one is upset!

I really don't mind if women drive the SSR.

But, when your wife drives the SSR, could you ask her to hide her hair? Maybe belch a lot and tug at the crotch of her pants? It would help to keep the SSR's macho image! :lol

 

[coastalcutie]

Well, I'm hoping no one is upset!

I really don't mind if women drive the SSR.

But, when your wife drives the SSR, could you ask her to hide her hair? Maybe belch a lot and tug at the crotch of her pants? It would help to keep the SSR's macho image! :lol

Apparently none of you realize that the SSR is, in fact, a "chick truck"; look at the
curvaceous lines.
It was made for us girls; guys just got jealous and couldn't stand it; had to have
it!!! arty :ssr

 

[An SSR's Wife]

doug, doug, doug.......

A car?! A car?! Do I look like a wine drinking yuppie? I own a big macho beer drinking black Chevy SSR pickup!

Uh, check this out. Your matching color is half way down on the right.

http://www.lamorecosmetics.com/page6.html

You are sure worried about some macho image... but, I am starting to worry alittle about you... you were really quick in finding me a website that has my perfect shade of lipstick. Tell me is that the same place you bought your lipstick to match your SSR? I would just like to know how good the product is, before I buy it.
:glol

 

[Marc NY]

You are sure worried about some macho image... but, I am starting to worry alittle about you... you were really quick in finding me a website that has my perfect shade of lipstick. Tell me is that the same place you bought your lipstick to match your SSR? :glol

 

[dougnc]

You are sure worried about some macho image... but, I am starting to worry alittle about you... you were really quick in finding me a website that has my perfect shade of lipstick. Tell me is that the same place you bought your lipstick to match your SSR? I would just like to know how good the product is, before I buy it.
:glol

So, you really think it's the lipstick ruining my macho image?

 

[lsdenis]

Doug I hate to pop your bubble but I drive a hot Alfa Romeo Spyder and a yellow SSR and I am definitley every inch of WOMEN. So there goes that theory. :lol :nono

 

[WOW_FCTR]

Sense of Humor

Doug,

I've enjoyed your stealth sense of humor......which can only mean one thing, your a little twisted :lol :lol :lol

 

[thefalguy]

A car?! A car?! Do I look like a wine drinking yuppie? I own a big macho beer drinking black Chevy SSR pickup!

Uh, check this out. Your matching color is half way down on the right.

http://www.lamorecosmetics.com/page6.html

You own a beer drinking pickup? :jester

PS You better hope your buddies don't review your internet history :confused or you will have some explaining to do..... :glol
Since I had to click the link too....I will probably have some explaining. I will just say Doug was talking about lipstick....

Ok. No offense, and I had my fun for the day...since I was out too late last night after bowling a 656 (and drinking a barley pop or two)

:flag
Dave