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Andy, A BIG Thanxx for the video

They're probably putting new tires on both trucks as I write.

P/P

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Excellent job! Some mornings I get up and want to drive my SSR to a back road and try exactly that... and other mornings, I say "Are you crazy?".
 

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Andy, you the man. Thanks for sending it in. I could not stay awake to watch it on the East coast and thanks to you, I did not have too.

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I stayed up way past my bedtime to watch it, very cool to see the smokin tires. I tried the link but nothing opened, might be my computer not accepting the link. I looked on the Tonight show website thinking they would add it, I will keep checking they still might. :)
 

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Whoaaaa.....man!!! I am lovin it!!!!! I am so stoked to go autocrossing this weekend with my wife! That was totally awesome man! :grouphug :yesnod :seeya :cheers :agree
 

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What dealer provided the Demos? Might not wish to shop there unless you're looking for a different color, haha.

Purple Penelope said:
They're probably putting new tires on both trucks as I write.

P/P

Peace :flag
 

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Cool

Thanks, Andy,

That was really wild. I'm still grinning!!! :) :lol

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Purple Penelope said:
They're probably putting new tires on both trucks as I write.

P/P

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That's for sure Purple, but can i get the used ones as spares?
 

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Hey Devil...one for each of us.

The flat side of a tire will shut you down in a heartbeat.

P/P

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Purple Penelope said:
The flat side of a tire will shut you down in a heartbeat.

P/P

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Okay Purple Deal, I got the left one, :reddevil
 

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Funny Leno story (kinda long)

This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

Marilyn said, "It was midwinter snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken me skiing at Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight)." No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down ...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing!

This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.
 

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I do not have a gif for that one

new meaning to being "pissed off".
 

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Pee'd Off

That was pretty funny. :) :)

Wish I was able to stay up at night to watch Jay. I could have seen the burn outs live and heard more great stories.
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