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Lost In The 50's
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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest?
The blonde, because she's 18.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

How to trouble a blonde:
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!!!

Why did the blonde tell her Pastor under no circumstances would she have more than three children?
Because she heard that 1 out of 4 children born in the world are Chinese.

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
The power went out for 5 hours leaving twelve blondes stranded on their way to the second floor on the escalator.

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